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Friday, May 25, 2018

Fiat Cretin Roadtrip - Herakleon & Knossos Palace - EuroFest 5

Still smiling after the road trip. 

The girls packing for our road trip.
Cretin definition - A Person that is brainless - stupid - child-like - and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum - where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session.


I am in Crete and I plead guilty to being a Cretin. 

Yesterday - Thursday - EuroFest 5 - we rented a tiny Fiat 500 Convertible for a road trip to Herakleon and the Knossos Palace. Lulu - Mimi - and Lucy went along and we all enjoyed the 90 mile each way trip in the sun and breeze. Lulu always wanted one of these little cars - and I must say I was quite surprised by its overall performance. The highway between the two cities was a two lane - well-paved thoroughfare. The shoulders are smooth and it is the custom to move over and let faster cars pass. Homes - beaches - mountains - valleys flew by. It took two hours to cover the 90 miles. 

Our first stop was the Knossos Palace - the oldest palace in the oldest city in Europe. In 1971 - Herakleon was made the modern capital of Crete. It used to be Chania where we are staying in the old governor's mansion. Knossos Palace was built - off and on - since 1700 BC. There have been attempts to restore some of the ruins. Some archeologists are a little snooty about that. I like the work they have been doing. It gives you a better sense of how it was. The original site is well-documented and diggings are going on in the present. 

I paid 15 euros for a ticket to both the palace site and the archeology museum. Lulu showed her professor card and got in for 8 euros. We spent a little less than 2 hours in each site. Next we drove to the archeology museum downtown. It is filled to the brim with artifacts from the digs. It is a well-done although endless display of jewelry - pots - tools - weapons - and models.  It has the musty feeling of antiquities. It is extensively-womened - just full of guards - making sure you take pictures of only certain items. I still do not understand why you can photograph some - and not others right next to them. I half-expected that the ladies would grab my iPhone and throw it out the window. 

Next was a nice Greek lunch in a restaurant right across the street from the museum. The girls did a little shopping and it was time to head home. PS - I am 70 and can call them girls. :-)

About half way home - we saw Bali - a tiny resort community painted on the edge of the mountain and the sea. Lulu and Lucy enjoyed the 75 degree water - which was clear and full of fish. They also enjoyed the sites of the shower afterwards - the people are not modest there. There were very few Americans and the bar tenders were very attentive to Mimi and I as we watched the others swim. I had the best chocolate milkshake for 4 euros - Mimi bought it for me. 

Another hour and we were home. I dropped them off at the mansion and returned the rental car. The Fiat was $60 - plus $30 of gasoline. I filled it up with $7 a gallon fuel. We got over 40 MPG with 4 people in the Fiat. 

We only saw one camper on the 200 mile trip - I was driving so I did not get a picture. I am guessing $7 a gallon gasoline stifles that. 





Our mansion is above my head.
Fiat at sunset.

Fiat in front of our
governor's mansion.

Crete is the largest Greek Island.
Chania to Heraklion is 90 miles


Knossos Palace 

Visitor entrance to palace.



Palace main steps

Part of restored apartment.

The main section of palace.

Entrance not throne room

Plastic covers over digging.

Throne room

Throne room

Throne room 









Food storage.

Restored paintings.



Wooden model of Knossos Palace.

Lots of bull figures.







Symbol of Zeus.

Archeology Museum downtown

The Women of Bali.


Lulu and Lucy swimming with the fish at Bali. 



I really liked the Fiat 500 Convertible.
It is short and easy to park.
It holds 4 people.
Nice steering  - good gas mileage.
They make an Abarth version
with 50% more HP















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