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Thursday, June 05, 2014

"Jesus Is Watching" - Someone Tried To Rob Our House

The other night someone broke into our house. He had a flashlight. He was looking for goodies.

All of a sudden he heard - Jesus is watching - he spun his head around in shock.

Then he heard it again - Jesus sees you.

This time his flashlight spied our parrot.

He said to the parrot - did you say that?

The parrot said - yes.

He asked the parrot - what is your name?

The parrot said - Noah.

The burglar then said - who names a parrot Noah?

The parrot said - the same guy that names a pit bull Jesus.

- stolen and paraphrased from the net.

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