The other night someone broke into our house. He had a flashlight. He was looking for goodies.
All of a sudden he heard - Jesus is watching - he spun his head around in shock.
Then he heard it again - Jesus sees you.
This time his flashlight spied our parrot.
He said to the parrot - did you say that?
The parrot said - yes.
He asked the parrot - what is your name?
The parrot said - Noah.
The burglar then said - who names a parrot Noah?
The parrot said - the same guy that names a pit bull Jesus.
- stolen and paraphrased from the net.