Are You A Success?

At age   5...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...having friends.
At age 15...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 30...success is...having money.
At age 40...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having sex.
At age 60...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 70...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...not peeing in your pants.